I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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