"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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