so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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