you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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