If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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