Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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