i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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