Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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