Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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