Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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