You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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