i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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