I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
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The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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