I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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