just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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