I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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