It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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