i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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