We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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