Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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