She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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