i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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