Buhtt sex?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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