marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Randomize
