I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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