"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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