I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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