ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
honey bunches of taint.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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