Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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