I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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