She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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