I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I understand Curling. That high.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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