Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
My ass is underappreciated
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Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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