was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.