have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!