I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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