Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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