then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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