How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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