LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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