a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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