You made me cry and you don't even care
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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