you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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