Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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