I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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