Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
We're not piercing ourselves today.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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