I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize