this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
True strength comes from lack of pants
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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