what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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