I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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