people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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