I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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