I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
a search helicopter?!
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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