physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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