Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'm drunk and he's still weird.