I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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