Soap is not a condiment
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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